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Fly us to the moon! With Newt, truth is stranger than (science) fiction

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Picture a presidency with Newton Leroy Gingrich: America has been relocated to the moon to begin the first lunar colony. Our lunar president releases a State of the Union address each day via 29-minute infomercials. The trademark animal of America may have been an eagle, but the national animal of Lunar America is a salamander (or a newt).

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